Rubinology Buzz Kill

Every Wednesday morning I check my pay statement now that I own a house and more money is going out then coming in (bastards). Holy Crap! It was $1000 more than I was expecting! COOL DEAL!!! Then at noon I went to the mailbox and found (amongst the various nonsensical glossy catalogs for stuff that for ONCE in my life I temporarily considered spending a small portion of that $1000 on) a hand addressed letter from my employer...which is never a good sign (click on the image to see it OK?):

Two words: BUZZ KILL!!!!